"WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!"
"It's my BIRTHDAY mother! I deserve a party for once! You're just going to have to deal with it!"
"This isn't over, child."
Joan thought the whole exchange was wonderful.
"You're lucky I don't kick you out of this house right now! Get these people out of here."
"YOU! Who said you were welcome in MY house?"
"Don't mess with me b*tch, I'll mess your world all up."
"I think it's time for cake!" Someone called out. Just in time too, things were getting ugly.
Joan as a YA
Hmmmmm
"Alright!"
"Jane, honey, I'm sorry I over reacted. You're right. You deserve a party."
"It's, um, a nice party. Really"
"Listen Jane, thanks for having me over. But just a word of advice, I wouldn't listen to a word that comes out of that woman's mouth."
"Yeah, she freaks out kind of easy. She does try sometimes. I just don't think she knows how to be a mom. Thank goodness I'm old enough I don't have to listen to her anymore. As soon as I have enough money saved up, I am OUT of here! Did you like your cake?"
Jane graduated Valedictorian and was voted Most Likely To Never Leave The House.
Hahahahahaha! Most likely to never leave the house? :'D 'The future is bright for this young graduate!' :D
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